10 Strange Things All People Have To Know About Super Bowl 50

10 Strange things all people should know about the super bowl. Confetti, super bowl 50. broncos

Everyone knows the Super Bowl is the number one day for avocado sales (100,000,000 pounds sold that day alone) but few know these strange facts:

  1. The Carolina Panthers are playing the Denver Broncos. That's the first thing. Super important.
  2. A real life panther and real life bronco do NOT get to fight if it's a tie game. Tie games are decided by a dance-off and if that's a tie, you don't want to know what comes next.
  3. I'm required to tell you Bud Light (the official beer sponsor of the NFL) is both cold and refreshing, despite its urine flavor and strange side-effects.
  4. The advertisements and halftime show are the best part of the game; so make sure you go to the bathroom only if they say Peyton Manning is on the 1 yard line with a chance to win the game.
  5. None of the players on either team have been caught beating their wife. So that's good.
  6. Cam Newton is Black and some people are racist. They'll probably mention both of those facts.
  7. Super Bowl parties are like normal parties but you're forced to watch grown men play catch for 3 hours.
  8. Coldplay and Beyonce are playing the half time show. They are both talented, but I don't know how they'll mix; Will it be #Beyonplay or #Coldce vote now.
  9. If you don't know what to say just shout, "Omaha" or "Dab on em" and people will probably laugh or smile.
  10. Bud Light reminds you to please drink responsibly.

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